I am a Pizza

G Major 4/4

G             
I am a pizza
G
With extra cheese
G
From tomatoes
G
Sauce is squeezed
G
Garlic and mushrooms (Onions and mushrooms)
G
Oregano
G              D        G
I~ am a pizza, ready to go!

I am a pizza
Pepperoni
No anchovies
Or phony baloney
Onions and sausage
Order by phone
I am a pizza
Please take me home

I am a pizza
Fresh baked crust
I am a pizza
Ready to bust

I am a pizza
Peppers on top
Out of the oven
Into the box
Into the car and
Upside down
I am a pizza 
Dropped on the ground

I was a pizza
I was the best
I was a pizza
Now I'm a mess

I Am a Pizza
Words & Music Copyright Peter Alsop 1983 Moose School Music
Used here by permission of the author.
The song and bird verse I learned from Suzie Burke.
I AM A PIZZA (I am a pizza)
WITH LOTS OF CHEESE (with lots of cheese)
AND TOMATO (and tomato)
SAUSAGE SQUEEZE (sausage squeeze)
FRESH FROM THE OVEN (fresh from the oven)
ORDER BY PHONE (order by phone)
I AM A PIZZA PLEASE TAKE ME HOME

I AM A PIZZA (I am a pizza)
NO ANCHOVIES (no anchovies)
NO PEPPERONI (no pepperoni)
OR PHONY BOLOGNA (or phony bologna)
JUST A PLAIN PIZZA (just a plain pizza)
ALL YOUR OWN (all your own)
I AM A PIZZA PLEASE TAKE ME HOME

I AM A PIZZA (I am a pizza)
IN A GREAT BIG BOX (in a great big box)
CARRY ME CAREFULLY (carry me carefully)
WHILE YOUR WALKING DOWN THE BOX (while your walking down the block)
PLEASE DON'T DROP ME (please don't drop me)
OR I'LL GO SMUSH (or I'll go smush)
AND I'LL BE A PIZZA TURNED INTO GUSH

Imagine if you where a bird... Your pizza would be something like this:

I AM A PIZZA (I am a pizza)
WITH LOTS OF FLEAS (with lots of fleas)
AND MOSQUITOES (and mosquitoes)
BUMBLE BEES KNEES (bumble bees knees)
LOTS OF SLIMY WORMS (lots of slimy worms)
ALL YOUR OWN (all you own)
I AM A PIZZA PLEASE TAKE ME HOME

LA LA LA LA LA (la la la la la)
OH OH OH (oh oh oh)
OU OU OU OU (ou ou ou ou)
AH AH AH (ah ah ah)
 
YUM YUM YUM (yum yum yum)
I AM A PIZZA PLEASE TAKE ME HOME
I AM A PIZZA PLEASE TAKE ME HOME
I AM A PIZZA PLEASE TAKE ME HOME